yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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