Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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