i may or may not be watching the land before time
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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