Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We left the knife in your bed.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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