By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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