Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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