The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
only you would photoshop your dick
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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