I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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