I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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