I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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