Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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