i need an iv and a liver transplant
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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