he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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