I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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