The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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