My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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