ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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