First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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