You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
she looked like the before picture.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
