so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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