How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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