why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
a search helicopter?!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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