we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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