She is in my trunk
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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