he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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