I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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