Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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