HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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