brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he was CRYING into my vagina
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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