just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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