I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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