TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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