Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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