Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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