operation harelip BJ is a go
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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