Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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