shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
tell me about the eggs
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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