i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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