This is not my ceiling
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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