A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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