Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
True strength comes from lack of pants
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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