I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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