i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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