so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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