she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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