gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I think my vagina is haunted
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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