Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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