And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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