Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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