on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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