i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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