yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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