i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
