She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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