There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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