Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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