dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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