i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
