She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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