She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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